Abnormal sleep schedules – being awake at 4 AM, again? I wish I could sleep at night.
Abnormal symptoms – why do I have a headache? Why do I feel miserable when my numbers all seem right?
Abnormal desires – I want to be able to shower, shave, and “spruce up” without immediately being exhausted. I’m not even sure why I so desperately want to look pretty, the only person worth impressing will be nowhere near.
Abnormal tests and reactions – I know my reactions and lab results aren’t normal, so please tell me why I haven’t heard anything. Am I the only one who cares? I thought I went to Cleveland because of its higher standard of care.